caw caw motherfuckers

application zodiakos

taurus ; strength

ahem.

requiemofsunshineandrainbows:

cawsicle:

A present? Presents were always pretty sweet. It wasn’t even his birthday.

But… Wait..

” uh thanks
but what is it ?? “ 

“I Was Instructed To Create A Terrible Dress”

” i see “

” well
theres really only one thing we can do now
lets see if this bad boy fits “

No regrets. Just terrible clothes.  

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ahem.

requiemofsunshineandrainbows:

“Davesprite I Believe I Have A Present For You”

A present? Presents were always pretty sweet. It wasn’t even his birthday.

But… Wait..

” uh thanks
but what is it ?? “ 

MEME MONDAY

    • Who What Where (Prompts)
    • Ask My Character (Ask a question — a character answers IC and can break the fourth wall)
    • Truth or Dare (PLEASE be reasonable and do not send too many. COMPLETE one before answering another! Remember that there is a truth part to it; not just dares)
    • Headcanon (Anons send a word and you associate it with your character)

(Source: scarecrowed)

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#davesprite  #davechick  #homestuck  #omfg  #yes  
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#davesprite  #art  #homestuck  #jade  #pairing  #jade harley  

Anonymous whispered,

how do you even poop do you poop like a bird or do you even poop at all where does your food go

thats confidential

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MEME MONDAY

    • Who What Where (Prompts)
    • Ask My Character (Ask a question — a character answers IC and can break the fourth wall)
    • Truth or Dare (PLEASE be reasonable and do not send too many. COMPLETE one before answering another! Remember that there is a truth part to it; not just dares)
    • Headcanon (Anons send a word and you associate it with your character)

(Source: scarecrowed)

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#last reblog  

is this the real life?

connedheir:

john was ignorant to the finicky charsalamanders that grew even more finicky at the sudden entrance of davesprite. he was too entranced with the joining of father and daughter, already hearing the signature theme from the end of con air in his head. a tear welled up in the corner of his eyes, digging his knees into the ground and wrapping his arms around casey.

it was a good thing she still had the clothes on that rose gave her because he could have been hugging a stranger. the consequences would have been… crazy.

doki doki. just when he was about to twirl his body about with casey in his arms, he turned half a circle before seeing the orange creamsicle in the flesh. wow, he was just walking into everyone, wasn’t he!? john was the luckiest bastard around, vriska be damned.

” dave! come to chill with the salamanders too? “

at the mentioning of his precious daughter, he held casey up in dave’s face. she didn’t take too nicely to the fishing rod-sprite, a bubble spouting from its mouth and popping in his face.

” haha, oops. this is casey, my daughter. we’ve been through a lot before rose took her under her wing. “

The sprite couldn’t help but smirk a little at the scene before him. It was just his bad luck that he didn’t hear that signature theme.. Darn.

” yeah sure “

The nakodiles were better company.. No who was he kidding? Both species were cool in their own way. It was just these fucking salamanders… They got a little too friendly with him sometimes. Speaking of which, Casey was now all up in his business. Blowing bubbles in his face. Pop! Wow, Casey. Wow. Not cool. Davesprite now had some of your bubbly essence on his face and.. Oh God that shit is going to take forever to get out of his feathers. 

A great way for this fishing-rod to start off his day, right? 

Davesprite was silent for a moment or so before finally speaking up again.

” cute kid
i can see how rose got to her “

Might as well humor John some more. He didn’t mind. 

” so you just came out all this way just to see her “

” what a good father you are “ 

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#connedheir  

sugarhalo whispered,

[ Taps him on the shoulder and holds out a cookie. ] ❝Here. Don't ask, it was a dare.❞

” its cool 
as long as youre not throwing bird feed at me “ 

polly want a cracker? hell yes he does.

Davesprite will accept this cookie in the coolest way possible.

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#davesprites too pussy to come after me so send me memes #HONK :o)